by scrumpvol May 25, 2010
Get the theorize mug.#1: "Obama's dog is kinda cute."
#2: "Obama's dog is behind 9/11... I saw a video on it."
#1: "That sounds impossible."
#2: "NO! YOU'RE JUST CLOSED MINDED!"
#1: "You're a conspiracy theorist, aren't you?"
#2: "PFHT! THAT'S THE GOVERNMENTS WORDS TO MAKE US SOUND CRAZY! WE'RE LOGICAL AND OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE! SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO EMOTIONAL!"
#1: "...Kay."
#2: "Obama's dog is behind 9/11... I saw a video on it."
#1: "That sounds impossible."
#2: "NO! YOU'RE JUST CLOSED MINDED!"
#1: "You're a conspiracy theorist, aren't you?"
#2: "PFHT! THAT'S THE GOVERNMENTS WORDS TO MAKE US SOUND CRAZY! WE'RE LOGICAL AND OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE! SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO EMOTIONAL!"
#1: "...Kay."
by BobJonesMackleMoore December 5, 2013
Get the conspiracy theorist mug.When a chick looks good from far away or at a glance, but then the sad reality becomes clear that they are as ugly as the north-bound end of a south-bound horse when approached or when a better view is available. Also, cute in theory
Example 1
Dude: Bro, did you get a good look at that hottie that just passed us? I missed her.
Bro: Yeah dude, don't worry about it, shes only theoretically cute, nothin to worry about.
Example 2
Bro: Holy crap dude, you didn't tell me you had a sexy-ass neighbour!
Dude: Yeah cus she's just cute in theory
Dude: Bro, did you get a good look at that hottie that just passed us? I missed her.
Bro: Yeah dude, don't worry about it, shes only theoretically cute, nothin to worry about.
Example 2
Bro: Holy crap dude, you didn't tell me you had a sexy-ass neighbour!
Dude: Yeah cus she's just cute in theory
by Simian Infernus January 18, 2011
Get the Theoretically cute mug.After hearing 4 separate people complain about Barrack Obama in a day; all without it being relevant to the topic at hand, I decided to come up with a new theorem... I copied this idea from Mike Godwin and his "Godwin Law". Credited goes to him.
"As white peoples' discussions grow longer and more intense in complaining, the probability that Obama being blamed for their grievances approaches 1."
"As white peoples' discussions grow longer and more intense in complaining, the probability that Obama being blamed for their grievances approaches 1."
Me: "Well, looks like I'm going to get laid off next week."
White guy: " psh, you know whose fault it is?! It's Obama's fault! He's trying to take our guns away."
Me: "I don't see how this relates .."
White guy: " You know he's not even American!"
Me: "(To myself) Black President Theorem came up fast in this talk."
White guy: " psh, you know whose fault it is?! It's Obama's fault! He's trying to take our guns away."
Me: "I don't see how this relates .."
White guy: " You know he's not even American!"
Me: "(To myself) Black President Theorem came up fast in this talk."
by T2o8 September 15, 2015
Get the Black President Theorem mug.Theory0 is a nerdcore rapper from south jersey. He writes songs about life, liberty and the pursuit of nerdyness.
by Schreiner 75 January 11, 2011
Get the Theory0 mug.I believe in many things rather than one thing which is called theoryism. When you take upon the belief of theoryism you will not be bound upon only one thing.
by Janus Of Aquarius June 2, 2015
Get the Theoryism mug.A theory written by Thomas Paine in 1897
The theory states;
"Chipped tooth hoes give the best bop(blowjobs)"
The theory states;
"Chipped tooth hoes give the best bop(blowjobs)"
A girl from the ghetto wih a chipped tooth automatically can give someone a good blowjob because of her chipped tooth. This is because of the Molecular Theroy.
by Wayne Bluth November 30, 2009
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