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poser potato

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.
princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.
by Cthulhu Rex February 1, 2023
mugGet the poser potatomug.

Potato xxx

When a man with a curved dick inserts his penis into a well used vagina.
"Two fucked up genetalia colliding? Seems like Potato xxx to me."
by MisterMeez November 28, 2022
mugGet the Potato xxxmug.

Potato Expert

Person who eats an unholy amount of potato's.
by LuxInATux July 21, 2022
mugGet the Potato Expertmug.

Potato

Bad player(s) in a video game. Typically a first person shooter. There will be no further explanation.
Their entire team is filled with potatoes

This kid is a potato at this game

I swear if this potato camps in the corner again I'm going to fucking lose it!
by Thatoldguydownthestreet March 18, 2017
mugGet the Potatomug.

Burnt potato

Me... hunter the fat gay burnt ass potato😁🥔
#1: hey have you seen that burnt potato guy hunter you can see him from probably 10 MILES AWAY

2#: NO WAY FOR REAL. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT GUY!!!!
by Burntpotato June 18, 2018
mugGet the Burnt potatomug.

Potato

Person 1: Say something completely random
Person 2: Potato!
by Senko-San Simp December 9, 2020
mugGet the Potatomug.

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