Great heavens almighty! Is that our savior, divine being from above, the Jesus Christ?! Why, no, but I can see why you’re confused. That, my friend, is a faberge egg, one of the most illusory objects to ever exist. It is timeless, crafted from the souls of dead Republican senators, detailed with an engraved sequential narrative depicting the entire plot to “How to Train Your Dragon”, and stands on a plate composed of flattened Twisted Tea cans. It is remarkable, terrifyingly beautiful, and the perfect shape to stick up your ass.
In the early years of primary school education on drugs, the government showed a video, where a cracked egg in a frying pan was “your brain on drugs”. If that was a faberge egg, the quote would’ve been “this is your brain on God”.
by quit pro ayo March 23, 2023
by Egg shell September 05, 2019
You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.
To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!
by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018
A man that is built like a a egg and has a womanly voice when saying "Here" Im looking at you Mister Morris.
by MeatBallar May 16, 2022
This is when the woman puts their head between the mans legs, then the man puts his penis in the woman's like when your dunking your toast in your eggs (The Soldiers). whilst this is happening the man is resting his testicles in the woman's nostrils similar to the eggs in their egg cups.
by Hugh Jardon 69 May 27, 2018
Cheese and egg head is when you eat lots of cheese and eggs and are on your way to becoming buff. You workout and you're on your way to becoming a meat head.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 05, 2024
by FIFA20isBad June 15, 2021