slap da bonky

A ghetto female or ratchets interpretation of slapping their opponent after hearing them talk "shit"

TiTi : Gurl, Derell wants this body not your musty ass!

Sharkeisha: You better shut your mouth before I slap da bonky!

TiTi : You ain't gonna do shit....

by Nigguhless January 9, 2014

Lady Gorilla Slap

Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.

Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.

Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.

by Lambda70 March 13, 2011

Skirt steak slap

When your girl is sucking your dick and mid suck you take your dick out and slap her on the cheek.

Head was so bad I gave her the skirt steak slap.

by uandus April 3, 2020

Slap that shit Thursday

Just go and slap that booty, it’s a Thursday

Slap that shit Thursday- It was Thursday and was looking thicc so I had to slap that shit

by Jacko Bean December 4, 2019

slap felix day

you slap a boy named felix

hey its slap felix day im going to slap you

by hola❤️🥵 September 30, 2021

Gilf pimp slap

When you fuck a widowed grandmother who has her husband cremated, and when your about come, dump her husbands ashes on your hand, jizz on your hand and then slap the fuck out of her.

Dude, I gave your grandmother a gilf pimp slap

by Nightstalker 26 November 11, 2019

Slap Nut November

Slap Anyone’s Pussy or penis for the whole November month

Slapped Your Nuts Hah Slap Nut November

by TheRetardedMaker November 3, 2019