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zipper sandwich

A censorship friendly euphemism for "blow me" or "eat me".
You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?
by AmadeuS469 July 9, 2018
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asscrack sandwich

A sex position in which 2 naked men's hairy asses lay parallel to one another and simultaneously take a large bowel movement, then the 3rd party involved eats it out of the "buns" lengthwise (creating a hamburger bun effect) while piling the goods on their eyes, cheeks, nose, and lips in a slow deliberate motion. The 3rd person then regurgitates the mass and starts the process again, depositing the matter where it originally came from, like mustarding a juicy hotdog.
Damn, Laqueesha gave me and Tyrone an asscrack sandwich last night, shit was lit as a mothafucca.
by hary dicksack March 10, 2017
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The Platt Sandwich

When you lather your moob with Nutella and interlock with your girlfriend during sex
You know I had to hit her with the “Platt Sandwich”

The Platt Sandwich has been passed down for generations until this moment, where it can be exposed to the world as a revolutionary sexual technique.
by hogert fargum September 21, 2025
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Ice-cream Sandwich

The act of ejaculating in to ones hands and slapping a person across there faces making a ice-cream sandwich.
by Stroke Me Daddy March 11, 2022
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Sandwich

A perfectly delicious peice or meet between two delicious slices of bread

example; a hot dog
Girl one: “hey, can I have a bite of your sandwich?”

Gorl two: “sure!”
by Doyoung’s Dictionary January 13, 2019
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Sandwich banger

For people who eat a bit too much so they develop a sexual interest in sandwiches
“Shut up you sandwich banger”
Or

Jesus Christ I could throw a Molotov cocktail through your window so fast you couldn’t even finish fucking that sandwich you brain dead sandwich banger!”
by T00lbox123 August 20, 2021
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Making a hand sandwich

"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.

"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."
by NyanMax June 8, 2015
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