A guy who will go to the ends of degradation to fuck more chicks than his friends, usually while drunk, i.e. nailing a big white fat-lass, munter, or land-monster, with absolutely no visible signs of remorse for at least three months.
This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
Dude, you believe ****** tagged that land-monster from the club?
Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!
Not cool. lol
Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!
Not cool. lol
by Locus0mega October 27, 2010
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Get the Pine pooning mug.Gee: Yo did you ever get nudes from that e-girl everyone thinks is hot?
Ugi: Ya dude she sent it. That’s one radical untapped poonflap
Ugi: Ya dude she sent it. That’s one radical untapped poonflap
by AnyPepegas? January 9, 2020
Get the Untapped Poonflap mug.Gee: Yo did you ever get a cooter pic from that one girl?
Ugi: Yo I didn’t just receive SOME cooter pic bro. I received a pic of an untapped poonflap
Gee: Oh shit..
Ugi: Yo I didn’t just receive SOME cooter pic bro. I received a pic of an untapped poonflap
Gee: Oh shit..
by AnyPepegas? January 9, 2020
Get the Untapped Poonflap mug.A white trash hill jack sittin around in class barely paying attention when the teacher started explaining tangibles definition explaining how its “capable of being touched” when a light came on in his head & thought “HEY, I think she’s talking about my sisters lil’ pilly pooner!
by Leonfilms235 November 15, 2020
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by FARTHAMMER December 13, 2021
Get the Balloony Poony mug.A finished club who couldn't even make it to the Champions League and one that loses to Wi-Fi passwords in the Europa League. They have players such as, Pistiano Penaldo, Bruno Penandes, Jadon Bencho, Donny Van De Bench, Erik Tenth Place Hag and the Harry Maguire. They have millions of fans that they disappoint year after year worldwide, yet somehow the fans still spend billions on merchandise, giving the club more money to waste on players that don't perform. Their fans are also deluded all the time
Man 1: You go for Manchester Poonited?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: You are so terrible, you lost to Wkh4onbflUHFFK FC last Thursday
Man 2: Well, actually, Antony did a cool spin on the wing, and Rashford touched the ball twice, Elanga hit the griddy after his own goal, Harry Maguire had a double Hat-Trick of own goals, Penaldo sat on the bench all game but at least he smiled and clapped once, Penandes missed back-to-back penalties, but its alright we'll get em next time.
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: You are so terrible, you lost to Wkh4onbflUHFFK FC last Thursday
Man 2: Well, actually, Antony did a cool spin on the wing, and Rashford touched the ball twice, Elanga hit the griddy after his own goal, Harry Maguire had a double Hat-Trick of own goals, Penaldo sat on the bench all game but at least he smiled and clapped once, Penandes missed back-to-back penalties, but its alright we'll get em next time.
by 37yearoldfinishedtapinpenaldo October 12, 2022
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