Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.
When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
Get the The Falcon Punchmug. Thw man hit so soft, like he was wank punching. Almost seems he was enjoying to much to get hit harder.
by litreb July 15, 2024
Get the wank punchmug. Hym "When did you get punched in the face!? What did you say immediately before getting punched in the face?"
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
Get the Punched in the facemug. The act of surprising someone by shoving your tongue in their butthole unexpectedly whilst making the famous yoshi cry
by Pingu Surfer August 29, 2019
Get the Yoshi Punchmug. Deeply and vigorously penetrating the sphincter of a organism to the degree where it has lost the ability to function succesfully.
Police - "How did you escape for that petophile young man?"
Young Man - "I started punching the reactor core as hard as I could."
Police - "Good job lad!"
Young Man - "I started punching the reactor core as hard as I could."
Police - "Good job lad!"
by Dante Al Dante October 8, 2008
Get the Punching the Reactor Coremug. You better quit fartin', or else I'm gonna crinkle punch you so hard, it knocks dat gas out ya nose.
by crinklestarlette January 3, 2014
Get the crinkle punchmug. 