Crowded House

Anal sex with someone with hemorrhoids.

Jake: "That girl was sexy af! Did you have sex with her?"
Ian: "She only wanted anal! Too bad she had hemorrhoids! Was a total Crowded House"

by BettyBigg May 8, 2017

Shot-House Hopping

If two shot-houses are near to each other; usually connected by adjoining property, nearby parking, or related ownership. This allows participants to walk between the two without having to drive.

Ryan: That backyard dog makes a great bouncer for this Shot-House Hopping event. If you walk to close to it while you are drunk it's chain trips you on your face!
Dana: That's what makes the difference between a Hopping and a crawl!
Ryan: (Drunk, Rolling on the ground laughing)

by T3CHN0PH0B3 September 10, 2021

Apartment-house

Houses for rent in a residential subdivision with apartment style living.

Brady just moved into his first home, and has an apartment-house.

by Squeakyvoiceovers December 6, 2022

Play-Housed

A severe level of alcohol intoxication. When someone is extremely drunk to the point of memory loss, passing out, and violent vomiting on the couch. Usually occurs because the victim is in close corners (such as a small play house) where he or she cannot move, causing them to not realize how drunk they are getting until they try to move, and by then it is too late.

So, i heard you guys got caught last night!

Yeah man, we were so wasted we don't even remember actually getting caught, it was sketch.

Sucks dude, that's what happens when you get Play-Housed.

by Crazy Gabe June 23, 2011

Beluga's house

Beluga is a famous and sussy cat who's on youtube. Beluga's house is a shithole.

Me: Why does it smell like poop in Beluga's house?
My friend: Dude, Beluga's house is a shithole. Literally.

by SUSSIEST BAKA IN THE WORLD October 11, 2022

The bop house

Sexy niggas fucking inone home

The bop house Macks Me hard where people get fucked

by busting to furry henti January 12, 2025

Metropolitan Oprah House

A fancy-schamncy concert-hall in NYC that features everyone's favorite cloyingly-sweet TV personality.

Other folks can attend the fancy hyped programs at the Metropolitan Oprah House if they choose, but I am not really into all the glitz and drama --- gimme a nice quiet friendly backyard barbecue or simple country-folk musical-shindig EVERY time.

by QuacksO March 12, 2019