Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.

Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me

by Ctoff February 17, 2024

boner equinox

A day (twice each calendar year) when a man with erectile dysfunction cannot achieve an erection even with the use of Viagra.

Wife: Dear, I feel like cuddling. Why don't you take a Viagra?
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.

boner solstice

by SapDMan January 30, 2017

Boner

A boner is when your dick gets longer cause it sees someone hot

My 7inch boner won't go down time to jack off again

by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020

Boner

When a man finds something sexually attractive and gets hard and wants it.

Lola: Are you getting a boner from looking at that?
??: yeah. Those bag of oranges look pretty sexy.

by Definition of definition April 11, 2022

Boner fart stinky poopoo

The act of sending a meme of niggward with the caption "boner fart stinky poopoo" after asking a girl out in hope of her liking you back.

Axel- dude Lubin just dropped a Boner fart stinky poopoo

Mael- and did it work ?

Axel- of course not.

Mael- what a loser

by Tiger master January 6, 2023

Word boner

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst kind of boner because someone got hard to words.

Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*

by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020

Sheona boner

Sheona boner is a shiny start that makes you happy

You are like a Sheona boner

by Mrjesusmum November 19, 2023