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Shaking hands with Satan

"Hey Dean, can I come in?"
"Wait a second Sammy, I'm shaking hands with Satan!"
by HahaNope December 3, 2013
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edward jerk hands

A game where 3 bros have to drink a 40 as fast as possible and the loser has to jerk the other 2 off simultaneously, then whoever cums last has to eat both loads off of a biscuit.
Hey bros wanna play Edward jerk hands tonight?
Sure as long as the biscuit is a chocolate digestive!
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Just handing it back

A reply phrase to Just putting it out here or Just placing it out there that signifies disinterest or displeasure in the suggestion. Usually used when the original suggestion or statement was so unhelpful or absurd as to warrant immediate dismissal..
Person 1: "Just putting it out there by pol pot had the right idea..."
Person 2: "Just handing it back"
by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017
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left handed Spaniard

An unknown sexual act performed by a man or a woman which includes the use of the left hand.
My girlfriend gave me a left handed Spaniard last night. Not sure exactly what it was or what she did but it was great.
by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008
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Empty Hand Syndrome

(commonly referred to as E.H.S.) a serious condition where a person, 21 or over, is at a party and does not have an alcoholic beverage in their hand. The longer this person is left without a drink the more severe the syndrome becomes.
(Two people talking at a house party)
Steve: This party is so fun!
Jen: It sure is! Hey is that Michael over there on the couch?
Steve: Yeah it is! Oh no....it looks like he has a bad case of Empty Hand Syndrome.
Jen: You're right he does. We need to make sure he gets a drink quick!
by Clonnie Klookens September 19, 2013
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Mr. Glad-Hand

Somone like a politician who goes goes up and shakes everyone's hand with a great big smile. Feighned "Glad to meet ya."
Look at that jerk-off Mr. Glad-Hand cheeze-balling the crowd.
by ellmanholmes July 10, 2011
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Cold hand Maggie

Waking someone up by giving them a hand job after sticking your hand in the freezer, in cold water, out the window during the winter.
"I heard she gave him a cold hand Maggie"
"That's disgusting! What a whore! Did she give him Dave's crutches as well?"
by Fine Fez October 30, 2011
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