Festival Dude-bro

An affectionate drunk who continues to seek intoxication not realizing that the festival is over. Festival Dude-bro is capable of little coherent speech, other than the often used and fully interchangeable terms , "Dude" and "Bro".

Festival Dude-bro, staggering into campsite, "Dude, lees part-y! Dude, Got any beerrrzz bro?"
Concerned Festivaler, "Dude-bro, I think you need to sit down before you fall down and drink some water."

by Broomy April 22, 2007

so bro of you

phrase used by males towards females, to describe that they have been a really good platonic friend

popularized by Steven from Laguna Beach (crica season 1)

"Hey Lauren, that was 'so bro of you' "

by justapaperbag July 27, 2006

You madden? bro

A sarcastic question asked to someone, while playing the video game madden, who is obviously mad.

Guy #1: Stop doing onside kicks and long passes you pussy.
Guy #2: You madden? bro

by A147 September 6, 2011

Bro pics all

A stubborn dude that gets what he wants regardless of how it affects others.

He got a STD and still convinced her to let him hit raw. Damn Bro Pics All.

by |||||||| November 18, 2022

Home gym bro

A guy who has a really nice home gym in either his basement or garage (predominately Rogue equipment) and who steers every conversation to his home gym. Also religiously watches every one of Coop's Garage Gym Reviews videos. Loves horse stall mats, his leaf blower and the fact that he can do curls in the squat rack without interruption.

Mike: "You want to go to Original Pancake House tomorrow for some grub?"
Home gym bro: "Nah dawg, I'll be lifting! Can't wait to try out my new Rogue RM-6 rack with the Rhino drop-in and Rogue 3.0 adjustable bench! Also got a new stainless steel Rogue power bar with some Rogue Echo bumpers!"

by Eric Reuth January 24, 2023

bro code for moving

You must help a bro move not less than 17 times before saying no.

Dude, bro code for moving, you've got to help him 17 times.

by fuckyouscotty January 3, 2017

Bros before hoes

Everyone knows what this means at this point. Bros before hoes is good, but in moderation. You gotta know when to prioritize which, and what people don't seem to realize is that women (girlfriends included) can be your bros too. You can't use bros before hoes as an excuse to ditch your girl everytime plans happen to collide between the two of them. That's how she'll end up breaking up with, or even start cheating on you as a result of feeling alone and unwanted by the one she loves the most. It's ok to ditch your bros every once in a while, just learn when is the time for what.

Bros who want to deprive you from hanging with other people aren't your bros, they are toxic and controlling people.

Good example:
Guy 1: Hey man, ready to get smashed tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man, my lady wants me to stay home and do chores this evening. Maybe next-
Guy 1: No way Jose. You got time to clean once you get home. See ya tonight.

Bad example:
Guy 1: Yoo, ready to hit the club?
Guy 2: I told you, I'm going to the movies with my girlfriend tonight. I've been hanging with you guys all past week anyway. Now that she got a couple days off I can finally make some time for her, she's been wanting this for so long and I really wanna do this for her and
Guy 1: Nice try. You know the bro code right? Bros before hoes? Be there or be square. See ya tonight.

by Immaturkey October 30, 2018