knee meat

An unbelievably gigantic penis, hanging down to ones knee when flaccid or semi hard. Only the biggest of dicks earn this prestigious badge of honor.

Girl: did that guy you hooked up with last night have knee meat?
Girl 2: yeah... that thing beat my poor little kitty for hours

by Cmoney20 April 9, 2017

Meat Weasel

A homosexual man who is also very thrifty and cheap.

That Meat Weasel has spent over an hour looking through the clearance rack.

by Hanz79 September 12, 2017

Seat Meat

The person or persons attached to your project of group assignment that provides absolutely no value to the activity other then keeping a seat at the table warm.

Person 1: "Maybe we should ask Jason to do that."
Person 2: "Don't waste your time. He is just seat meat."

by Man in the White Coat March 9, 2017

meat shoppe

a meat shoppe is a gay fudge packer porn shop, only gay SHNITS and viagra boys use, usially found on the outskirts of a town or island.

gay porn store

fuck wong! get out of the meat shoppe, you basher

by J-BOMB January 27, 2004

Meat Pistol

A catch in by a receiver American football when both the receiver and defensive back go up for the football, and the receiver embarrasses the DB and comes down with the football....and vice versa.

Did you see Randy Moss's Meat Pistol over Aaron Ross?

by Ghamin December 13, 2009

Mixed Meat

Some of the queerest motherfuckers in MD. These gayboys are those who are bi-racial (half black/half white) and often just straight up black kids searching for their identity among the other 6 black people in MD outside of Baltimore. The Mixed Meat squad likes to smoke alot of weed and occasionaly get arrested for robbing drug dealers or petty shoplifting. They are the scum of the earth and no one likes them except themselves.

Q: Who are those douche bags over there acting all cool?

A: Oh, just some Mixed Meat fucking retards.

by I hate Westminster January 21, 2011

HORSE MEAT

we all love HORSE MEAT you should try MOOMEAT it is good too.

Samara visited me this weekend. but she left early since my room was too bright and dry for her taste. she prefers the well instead.

by that hottie ova there >>> June 18, 2003