Canadian Polly Pocket

When you give your gamer,warlord boyfriend head under his desk

Person one: " I totally gave my boyfriend a canadian polly pocket last night"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"

by Canadian Bat 420 July 14, 2023

pocket pie

The sexual act where two men are together and one man ejaculates into the other man's pocket

George and Jerry were horny and hungry and they decided to make a pocket pie

by Oh boy 1997 August 24, 2022

Sandy Pockets

A dangerous STD contracted if one sleeps on the beach, as they are sexually assaulted by the sand in their sleep. Symptoms include waking up completely buried in sand, pockets full of immovable sand, and PTSD from going to the beach.

Guy 1: Yo dude, you wanna sleep on the beach tonight?
Guy 2: Nah fam, I don’t want Sandy Pockets

by ONE CHAIN February 7, 2020

gooch pocket

The area between the anus and balls to hold small objects.. mainly used by your local fundraisers

“My buddy got pulled over so he used his gooch pocket to hide his stuff “

by Fokbuddy October 11, 2023

Pocket full of pony

Pony, in this instance, is another word for Trojans. The saying "pocket full of pony" refers to a pocket full of condoms. In order to sound as relevant and up-to-date as possible, you mustn't make pony plural when using this phrase. This phrase was slightly originated by Prince, but made popular by music artist Deno Benz in his duly titled song "Pocket Full of Pony".

"Sup bruddah? Whatchu gettin' into tonight my dude?"

"Wassup my brotha? I'm lookin' to bust a nut tonight. I took a shower today for the first in a week and I got a pocket full of pony. Lez get sum bitchesss! Wooooooo!!"

"Pocket full of pony. Piss drunk, super lonely. Spongebob macaroni. Where the fuck's my pony?" -- Deno Benz

by CrystalGuyzer March 8, 2012

Hot Pocketing

Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.

- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."

by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019

jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.

Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus

by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018