My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 03, 2025

Pocket bunny

A pocket bunny is a bottom who takes the glorious strokes of the pocket owner. Often times a prison bitch is called a pocket bunny. But can also be a term of endearment.

Walking thru the snow, my girlfriend got cold so I pulled my pocket out of my jeans so she could hold it. Thus becoming my pocket bunny aka trouser bitch.

by Mr trouser snake April 22, 2022

Phat Pockets

A Woman with a nice ass, phat, round and firm!

Damn girl you got some phat pockets

by Erblord82 June 19, 2009

pocket thief

Noun.) a killer that stabs his victims ( mostly women) 37 times in the genitalia, then steals their ovaries.

"The pocket thief stole that dead woman's ovaries!"

by Nicolle Burlington May 04, 2017

Pocket Thief

Someone who steals your lighter.

"Check out my cool new lighter!"

"Don't leave it laying around. Craig's a pocket thief, man."

by stfuagpwc January 19, 2019

Pocket Blimp

When you have a boner so big that you can see it through a guys pants from like 20 yards away.

“Holy shit! Did you see Josh’s pocket blimp?!”

by BonierRope February 15, 2020

Pocket Call

When ones Cell Phone ,usually open , hits ones thigh and presses buttons ending with a unintentional call.

Dude: (Pocket Calls parents) And she started touching me! Parents: Wha-!!! Dude: What?? * Looks at pocket* Shit! Pocket Call!

by Unintentional Hate March 20, 2008