ImperialHorizonJr

ImperialHorizonJr, the one and only ro-chad with balls the size of asteroids and a shaft as long as the titanic. This man will say 12 racial slurs at you every chance he gets, so be aware.

"ImperialHorizonJr fucked my ass"

by c_o_n_nor June 5, 2023

important announcement

if you are in a place where you cant say fart, say this

"that was such a big important announcement, did you hear it?"

by dedededededededededhidude June 21, 2023

improval

improval is a type of review that focuses on proposing improvements rather than determining approval or disapproval

I always run drafts of my professional writing past my wife, a college professor, for her improval, although I reserve the right to reject her improvements.

by Protocelsus June 22, 2023

Imposter

Knock knock. Who is it? It's me fart. Ok I'll open the door. Ohhh shit! You're an Imposter!

Thought I had to fart but it was an Imposter!

by TraumaScars July 11, 2023

Impossible mission

A San Jose type of activity that involves 2 or more bored af individuals that have absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to go but decide to walk or drive hella miles round-trip for no particular reason at all, but thinking, Hell with it, maybe something could pop off.

Every time people end up in jail it's always because of some impossible mission people get sent on where people want to pretend to be chasing them.

by Adub408 July 13, 2023

impulse grenade

a grenade/ugly girl with a fat ass.

hey look jerry it’s a grenade. tom, she has a gyatt that’s an impulse grenade

by stkprism July 14, 2023

imperial record

How quickly you get high on weed.

"Wow, that weed is really great. It broke the Imperail record for the stuff I got from the other dispensary!"

"Last night I didn't even finish taking a hit & I was already baked. It definitely broke an Imperial record."

by Forest4theTrees July 14, 2023