Jessy-fied

doing something you would not normally do without hesitation because you're best friend is amazing and you want her happy at any cost and she is also supper hot and hard to say no to

Jessy-fied This really cool guy who’s always on his bike. He’s totally Jessey-fied and would go to great lengths for her. Their friendship is just amazing. I wish we could have that kind of bond with someone.

by G-manz January 5, 2025

Uni’Fied

When a girl who had morals and integrity experiences her first taste of freedom in university and goes down an unfortunate path of devaluing herself. Uni’Fied

Remember “blank”, yeah remember how she used to be innocent and had integrity and values. Well she’s been Uni’Fied. Dresses, talks and looks different and not in a good way

by Wxmwxmp January 12, 2025

The Five Hundred Families

The Five Hundred Families (the 500, the Families, etc.) means the richies who run the world and steal our wealth. The bosses’ bosses. They include the following celebrities:

The two dozen royal families
The 469 ultra rich families on Wikipedia’s “list of wealthiest families.”

Trump’s not really in charge. The Five Hundred Families are the ones who really run the world.

by autigrrl January 24, 2026

Also fired

It isn't a family business.

Hym Iam "He's also fired. You will deal with me and no one but me has the capacity to do anything."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2026

Kettering Five

Da infamous group of shady-mechanic goons who conspired to make hand-crank-start engines obsolete.

True story: da "Kettering" and "Keating" characters were both named "Charles"; said similarity is what gave me da idea for da "Kettering Five". So da five cohorts under Kettering's self-starter regime might have been:
Alan Crankston (Google da real names yourself --- I ain't got time to 'splain all da puns to ya :P)
Dennis DeConvenience
John Generator
John McChine
Donald W. Regulator

by QuacksO March 13, 2026

Jedi Five

Taking mushrooms, cocaine, molly, ketamine, and acid.

Me and James ripped the Jedi Five last night.

by Bing Dongusly February 26, 2025

Adding five

Adding or to add five means to look for problems or trouble

5 is the highest intensity of 1 to 5; the intensity of chaos. Synonymous to "going 100 really quick". "Five" almost sounds like "fight"

1) I have created a new term!
2) So what is it?

1) It is called "adding five"!
2) Adding what to five?

1) Adding five means to look for problems. Like, there are some people who like to escalate trivial things to the max
2) Well yeah?

1) Then adding five is escalating the situation. Therefore, they're creating problems
2) Oh okay...interesting. I like that. I hope it gets popularized :3

by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) April 13, 2025