When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.
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Get the Cowboy egg lipstick mug.The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.
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Get the cougar eggs mug.A dab pen method known as the "egg blinker" is demonstrated in a video shared by @448smokes. It requires rapidly hitting the pen 5 times one after the other (start with one 5 sec hit then 4 sec hits the rest of the way) then hold the combination in for eight seconds. "Egg" describes the sensation that the smoker experiences in their throat. It will feel as though they have an egg in their throat.
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Get the Egg Roll mug.You: moriah said she not gon fight me cs her parents said she on punishment but she was just outside
Me: she ducking eggs hard
Me: she ducking eggs hard
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Get the Ducking Eggs mug.A game, nearly identical to the hit sensation Rock Paper Scissors, but with arguably better logic. Lure beats (or catches) fish, fish beats (or eats) egg, and egg beats (or avoids) lure. When ready to play each player yells "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" How to play: Egg is much like rock, as you ball your hand up into a fish much like you're going to fist bump someone, (and if someone plays lure they wont be able to hook onto your hand). Fish looks like a C-shaped grip, like a fish's mouth would (and if you win against egg you put your whole hand around the other persons hand). Lure is a sideways shaped J, (and when winning against fish, you link to the other person's cupped hand and yank it up like a fish). Ideally meant to be played on Fishmas, a fish themed celebratory holiday in December.
Carter: "Ready for our annual tournament of Egg Fish Lure?" JD: "Yep, bring it on loser!" Both: "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" *Carter has thrown Fish, and JD has thrown Lure, making him the winner*
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