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Cum Punch 

The mystical art of Punching your girl (generally in the kidneys from a Doggy Style position) just as you and/or her are about to cum.
John : How did it go with that hot girl last night mate?
Jim : Yeah I fucked the shit out of her, and right before climax, I gave her the old Cum Punch.
John: Ha ha, never fails mate! Yeah your Mum likes that shit too.
Jim : Oh Dad, I dont wanna know that!
Cum Punch by O'Badboy March 31, 2009
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cum barge 

Frothy head on a tapped beer so thick that one is hesitant to plow through it.
It must be the bartender's first night. Look at the cum barge he put on this beer.
cum barge by pauliejr October 13, 2006
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cum monster 

A man who cums using a monster voice
Dylan was a real cum monster last night
cum monster by wgukgigjyg April 3, 2016

cum-handing 

To physically/emotionally assault a person via introductory handshake. Often involves erotic application of index finger and/or palm sweat.
"Ew, your roommate's creepy friend keeps cum-handing the freshman girls. Why did he bring him?"
cum-handing by cumhandee March 19, 2004

cum-fungus 

Dude, you got a little cum-fungus on your face
cum-fungus by eyeless_19 May 1, 2008
tech no geek plays with himself a lot while watching hentai that likes to blow shit up.

cum guzzler

One who rinses with the load of a man. usually guzzles it.
the girl cum guzzlered the mans heavy load for free. wish it could be me.