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Crack

by Physicians March 17, 2021
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crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.
"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."
by dictionary dude12 August 22, 2011
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Crack pick

A broad term similar to a crack ship. A crack pick is a choice that is weird and highly unlikely to happen, such as wanting an actor in a role that they probably won't take.
I don't care if it's a crack pick, I want Shrek to be in Super Smash Bros!
by Lady Applesauce December 9, 2020
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Maddie in the crack

when girls named Maddie at Clemson fall into the crack of the couch ; also referred to as the crack attack
Did you hear about Maddie in the crack?

Yeah it was crazy
by annhaw123 February 8, 2022
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Crack

Crack is something the hobo was trying to heat up with a spoon and a lighter it wasn’t serial
Jimmy loves crack he does it off your moms back!
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Crack A Mole

When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.
"I just wanted a BJ, but she insisted on giving me a Crack a mole instead"
by Micheal Seagram March 19, 2020
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