chris

hes literally the most handsome mf (mother fucker) anyone would ever meet.
ladies take your opportunity while it's still available

chris

by qoo91919 March 30, 2022

Chris Rock

actor who got smacked by will smith

chris rock got his shit rocked by will smith

by dudewithnobitches March 30, 2022

Chris Rockin'

The repercussions of a person/persons taking something too far

Or to the point where they have made a situation awkward for others

Interchangeable with the phrase "he fucked around and found out"

"Yo, where's tony?"

"Man, he got arrested last night"

"Player needs to chill with the Chris rockin'"

by Wilhelmda'vigilante March 30, 2022

Chris Rocked

Short for “Getting slapped by Will Smith”

You just got Chris Rocked!

by OpKingDimond March 30, 2022

chris rocked

when you get slapped so hard that you are stunted usually after making a j.i. jane joke

you got chris rocked my guy

by Xx__that_gay_guy__xX March 31, 2022

Chris Chae

One that doesn't make sense.

Nothing about him/she/it makes sense because everything makes sense.
i.e. identity, part of he/she/it's body, etc.

Many refer to this kind as "chrischaeology"

He is such a Chris Chae.

by imakealotofsense April 9, 2022

Chris Tashman

A beautiful person that likes hookah. Gels his hair with at least 14 bottles. If it’s a cold night, that means it’s a Timberland night 🔥 if it’s in the summer, its jorts night. A bearded legend in the making, it’s Chrish Tashman.

Wow, you’re such a Chris Tashman!

by CJALTASHAMN April 10, 2022