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The Beast Report 

An aggregation of the top news websites and newspapers, covering topics such as world, U.S., local, politics, business, entertainment, sports, etc. They add polls related to current headlines for fun and allow open comments.
Which world nut is going after us today? North Korea according to The Beast Report.

Machine Beast

Somebody who is way awesomer than a Beast
DUDE 1: Dude Mark Davis is a F'N Machine Beast!!!
DUDE 2: F*CK YEAH What a Machine Beast!!!
Machine Beast by Machine Beast November 24, 2009
The inner part of you that craves listening to R&B.
Me: Man.. I feel like I need to listen to some R&B all of a sudden.
Friend: You need to feed your R&Beast man.
Me: Yeah, my R&Beast is craving some of that.
R&Beast by Ralph Golez March 21, 2010

Epic Beast 

To Be Beyond The Regular Term Of "Beast".
Like, MAJORLY Beast .
"Dude, Did You See That Snowboard Trick Sam Did Today?"

"Yeah ! Dude, That Was Epic Beast !"
Epic Beast by MissMelissaBabe April 19, 2010

Taco Beast 

A Beast resembling a taco originates from small parts of mexico.
Taco Beast by Awesome guy 21224355 October 27, 2010
fat girl
That chick is such a mud beast! Would you do her? Hell no!!
mud beast by kindanuts July 15, 2011