National retard day

MAY 23RD - celebrate ur retard homies

homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?

homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!

by abcdefjhijk May 22, 2024

Retard

Someone who believes in liberal policies, politics, and ideologies, and votes for liberal politicians.

Yeah, Jane voted for Biden, she's a complete fucking retard.

by Truthinwriting May 24, 2024

Retarded

Thyself that gets major pum pum.

"Wow, isn't that Brayden? 😳
That guy is retarded"

by BraydenThatGuyThatGetsIt May 25, 2024

retard

people who think that its okay to go in the middle of the road when they're about to left turn.

"holy fucking shit this guys a retard"
"damn hes in the middle of the road!

by mx9 September 25, 2025

Morally Retarded

Like "Mentally Retarded", expect you dont know what you are talking about with your morals.

" The people who joke about 9/11 but say joking about Charlie Kirk is bad are morally retarded."

by i like talking October 1, 2025

retarded little neanderthal

A race of people in the Ratan Galaxy known as Vatians, instead of doing their own homework and being patient they tried to fuck themselves to death and make everyone else join. They pretend to be alive and use the Irish as a scapegoat.

The Vatians started project 'retarded little neanderthal' with 100% efficacy and providence, be happy don't worry life's short be an aashole.

by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025

fat humongous smelly retard

Milos

There's the fat humongous smelly retard

by kimchinaru October 19, 2025