The act of quietly messing with your phone to avoid further confrontation when in your girlfriend's bad-books.
by UndoDog July 02, 2011
Jar play is when you put a jar up your (or anothers) ass. Some may do this for pleasure, others for pain, but a select few do it simply to push the limits of the human body for scientific exploration. The primary concern for jar play enthusiasts is which end to put in first. Some are passionate about the lid first approach, because it eases you into the excruciating pain that is surely to come. Others prefer to dive right into it with the bottoms up approach, which involves shoving the larger side up in order to create a powerful suction that aids the jar up the ass. Both ways are lovely. To each their own. Happy jar play everybody!
by BeepBop9000 August 23, 2018
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by Gyner April 25, 2015
When your significant other or parents are away for a few days and you plan with your old trustful friends to meet up.
It usually happens in a tucked away shack in the woods where wild and crazy sexual experiences occur. You smoke weed, sing songs, lots of laughs, massages, spa baths, explore various kinds of sexual pleasure, lots of dirty taboo sex which is so good you're not even allowed to think about it. It can occur between two or more groups of friends, depends on what tickles your fancy.
It usually happens in a tucked away shack in the woods where wild and crazy sexual experiences occur. You smoke weed, sing songs, lots of laughs, massages, spa baths, explore various kinds of sexual pleasure, lots of dirty taboo sex which is so good you're not even allowed to think about it. It can occur between two or more groups of friends, depends on what tickles your fancy.
Sia: 'Having sex with someone you really shouldn't be having sex with can make you reach for the skies faster than Kim Jong-Un's super large heavy nuclear warhead'.
Jocelyn: 'True, when the cats are away, the mice will come out and play that's for sure'.
Jocelyn: 'True, when the cats are away, the mice will come out and play that's for sure'.
by patootie's girl December 23, 2017
"Playing it Bronson", (like the contemporary, "Playing it Bogart") comes from the movies, specifically the Death Wish series, where Bronson's steel will, unrelenting but silent rage ultimately shows through in a slow burning flame inching up a fuse until an explosion that is violent, quick and dirty.
"I could see that dude was playing it Bronson until he smashed the other guys face and crunched his dick with his boot in a matter of seconds."
by TheRealDelirum August 22, 2018
by S Shadic April 04, 2020