That guy you see in a bar with one of those stupid thin beard things, He always wears his sunglasses at night or when he wants to look cool, and he always has stupid average cheesy pick up lines like "Hey baby, wanna do it in the bathroom?"
I walked in the bar and it was filled with random bar douches, they all were drinking Coors Light and not shaving.
Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.
Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.
by Neuroflesh January 20, 2011
Get the Random Bar Douchemug. Corporate douche bag = a hard driven arrogant tough businesswoman. These broads are generally very cold, hard boiled women who will do whatever-it-takes to acheive in the corporate world - they are very tough. Many are married, many others are not - some are Lesbians - who often hate men.
Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.
These broads are douche bags with balls.
Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.
These broads are douche bags with balls.
The CEO of the company that I used to work for was a corporate douche bag - she was very tough, hard as nails and had big balls !
by WET CARGO BOY April 3, 2006
Get the corporate douche bagmug. A douchebag male in his teens or 20s trying to act cool and hip while smoking an e-cigarette. Usually seen in urban areas. This special breed of douchebag spans all ethnic groups. More prevalent among white males. Said douchebag makes it a point that he HAS to be noticed by everyone, especially women. They will slowly walk and strut for added effect. Notice their extra "plumage" or dressing extra "nice" as to be more "hip".
This special type of douchebag makes you want to go up and punch them in the face at a minimum. Public humiliation, insulting, and taunting is highly recommended. This form of tough love is for their own good.
This special type of douchebag makes you want to go up and punch them in the face at a minimum. Public humiliation, insulting, and taunting is highly recommended. This form of tough love is for their own good.
Look at the e douche fag! Smoking an ecigarette while trying to act cool. Everybody is laughing at him.
by Earl E Kyler December 24, 2013
Get the E douche fagmug. Typically a guy that goes to a community college rather than somewhere out of state, and studies something irrelevant while applauding themselves for it, lives in the same place or the same city they grew up in there whole life, worksout a lot and consider themselves “bodybuilders” yet they are never toned enough to be considered that. They all work at car dealerships and have the same group of friends.
Check out the North Olmsted douche over there, he graduated high school like 6 years ago and still acts like tool.
by SumGuyThatDidYourMom May 9, 2018
Get the North Olmsted douchemug. someone who is a complete ass hole or just a fun word to call someone..cause they'll ask what the hell is that?
you're such a douche-ma-hogen!
by irish22!! January 5, 2009
Get the douche-ma-hogenmug. Someone who annoys you in the middle of class but you're trying to be "proper" about your frustration.
by bootybuttthreethousand November 10, 2022
Get the Douche-Le-Bagmug. 1. “Hey man do you have any of that vape left?”
“Nah, I nuked the douche flute.”
2. “Wow, if you were managed to nuke the douche flute, you may be addicted to vapes!”
“Nah, I nuked the douche flute.”
2. “Wow, if you were managed to nuke the douche flute, you may be addicted to vapes!”
by AlexEldridge December 4, 2021
Get the nuke the douche flutemug.