Waking someone up by giving them a hand job after sticking your hand in the freezer, in cold water, out the window during the winter.
"I heard she gave him a cold hand Maggie"
"That's disgusting! What a whore! Did she give him Dave's crutches as well?"
"That's disgusting! What a whore! Did she give him Dave's crutches as well?"
by Fine Fez October 30, 2011
Get the Cold hand Maggie mug.Somone like a politician who goes goes up and shakes everyone's hand with a great big smile. Feighned "Glad to meet ya."
by ellmanholmes July 10, 2011
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Get the Shaking hands with Satan mug.A Numbnut that bets his entire stack of chips on the first hand of a game of poker, believing it to be unbeatable, only to lose.
by Zoddy Zod August 14, 2006
Get the One Hand Numbnut mug.A game where 3 bros have to drink a 40 as fast as possible and the loser has to jerk the other 2 off simultaneously, then whoever cums last has to eat both loads off of a biscuit.
Hey bros wanna play Edward jerk hands tonight?
Sure as long as the biscuit is a chocolate digestive!
Sure as long as the biscuit is a chocolate digestive!
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 8, 2020
Get the edward jerk hands mug.Similar to the drinking game Edward 40 hands, which involves taping 40 oz malt liquor bottles to each hand and consuming them as fast as possible. The major difference is that a fifth of jack daniels is substituted, which for all but the most hardened alcoholics should end in liver failure and death.
Oh fuck! Did you hear how he died? That shitbag was trying to be a hardass by playing Edward Jack Hands.
When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.
When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.
by Big Sizzler December 9, 2008
Get the Edward Jack Hands mug.My girlfriend gave me a left handed Spaniard last night. Not sure exactly what it was or what she did but it was great.
by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008
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