hit a couple

To play tennis.

Hey Lily do you wanna hit a couple with me?

by mia bo bia banana fana fo fia October 10, 2008

Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020

Let’s hit it

Let’s go or let’s leave

Alright let’s hit it *proceeds to leave the function*

by gingerdown December 12, 2023

Hit bottom

take a shit (cuz your ass hits the toilet seat)

Dude, let's go to that party.
Okay, first I gotta go hit bottom.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 30, 2021

hit the clown

make a run to Jack in the Box

Dude No. 1: I'm baked to the bejesus
Dude No. 2: me too. Wanna hit the clown?
Dude No. 1: yeah, let's go. Im ready for some tacos.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

ethan hit

The last hit from a bowl/bong, when everyone else thinks it’s dead, and that last suborn person demands to get one last hit out of it.

“Hey dude, you want the ethan hit?”

“Hold on man, there’s still an ethan hit!”

by BadWolf98 August 20, 2018

Hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas

Snorting cocaine off of a prostitute's anus.

I was up gambling all night after hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas.

by POWDER MONKEY March 16, 2025