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Turtlehead

Dropped a massive turtlehead in the bog and it fucking reeks
by Ispeakengland August 12, 2023
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Turtlehead

When your poop begins to peek out of your butthole, like a turtle head out of its shell.
“No, I am not the one who called about the turtlehead!”
by GMM2023 September 20, 2023
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Turtleverp

The sound of an uncircumcised punishment going in the anis
The woman was deep a deep turtleverp in the back of wawa
by The Carty experience October 21, 2023
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Turtleboy

Turtleboy is a blogger and YouTube personality known for his investigative reporting and strong support of Karen Read. Turtleboy was arrested for being a great investigator and exposing the corruption of multiple law enforcement agencies in Massachusetts.
Did you read the latest Turtleboy blog?
by NH TurtleChick October 28, 2023
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Turtlechick

- noun

- a sycophant; (a female) who allows the (male) "head turtle" to think for her in the hopes that he will, one day, declare his love for her

- a crowd follower; mob mentality fetishist

- (a female who) mindlessly champions a cause about which they understand little to nothing, in order to please the ego-inflated male, head turtle
“See the turtle-male bumper sticker on Turtlechick's car? And her turtle-male t-shirt? She's completely and mindlessly devoted to this grifter. Gonna be sad when turtle-male effs her over.”
by Akiko9792 October 31, 2023
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Turtleboard

Coolet guy around
Hates gamejolt pronouns
Not a furry
Turtleboard is awesome. Turtleboard is not a furry
by Richie Lucky July 31, 2024
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Turtles and Conquistador

Regionally known in Northern Florida as a sexual tradition in which a blindfolded male suiter hangs a map of the trailer park low on a wall, chugs a 4 Loko, spins three times, and walks toward the map while neked. Where his erect member touches the map before he falls down, is where the object of his affection must hide.

Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.

The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
“What’re ya in for?”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
by Honest2n March 23, 2024
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