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by NH TurtleChick October 28, 2023
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- a sycophant; (a female) who allows the (male) "head turtle" to think for her in the hopes that he will, one day, declare his love for her
- a crowd follower; mob mentality fetishist
- (a female who) mindlessly champions a cause about which they understand little to nothing, in order to please the ego-inflated male, head turtle
- a sycophant; (a female) who allows the (male) "head turtle" to think for her in the hopes that he will, one day, declare his love for her
- a crowd follower; mob mentality fetishist
- (a female who) mindlessly champions a cause about which they understand little to nothing, in order to please the ego-inflated male, head turtle
“See the turtle-male bumper sticker on Turtlechick's car? And her turtle-male t-shirt? She's completely and mindlessly devoted to this grifter. Gonna be sad when turtle-male effs her over.”
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Get the Turtleboard mug.Regionally known in Northern Florida as a sexual tradition in which a blindfolded male suiter hangs a map of the trailer park low on a wall, chugs a 4 Loko, spins three times, and walks toward the map while neked. Where his erect member touches the map before he falls down, is where the object of his affection must hide.
Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.
The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.
The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
“What’re ya in for?”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
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