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Shirtless American

This is a self absorbed dumb ass heterosexual guy with a very low intelligence who walks around in public without a shirt on and wonders why other guys are looking him lustfully. He has no clue that not everyone in society is heterosexual and so he is baffled when other men look at him with lustful eyes. Also heterosexual guys and gay guys may have to divert their eyes when they see such a shirtless loser walking around. If a straight guy passes a self-absorbed shirtless guy he has to divert his eyes or else the shirtless dumbass might perceive him as "gay". If a gay guy walks by and perceives the shirtless loser, he might have to divert his eyes because the shirtless loser might not be someone he wants to sleep with.
Either way, whether you are straight, gay or bi no one wants to see a shirtless loser (AKA a shirtless American) walking around especially not in a foreign country where people have morals and basic decent standards.
by Bill Beef August 9, 2025
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American Roulette

When you grab a cops gun and try to shoot yourself before another cop shoots you.
“Bro what happen to Jim, heard he went to the hospital

“Dude, he tried to play American Roulette”
by k1ng.k3rm1t February 6, 2024
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American goal

A soccer term describing one of three events:

1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.

2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.

3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.

Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.
Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.

Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?

Ted: He's the boss's son.

Bill: Way to score an American goal.
by jfalexander July 7, 2010
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American Drizzle Frizzle

Action of getting a group of friends and having a circle jerk and cumming into separate cups then taste testing each cup blindfolded to guess whose cum it was
Ive played American Drizzle Frizzle to much with you guys I already know what your cum taste like!
by waffle_himothy123 January 13, 2025
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Chinese-American

A Chinese-American is someone who was born in China or has Chinese ancestors, but resides in the US.
Person 1: Bro what is your nationality?
Person 2: I am Chinese-American.
by Dragondo123 October 3, 2021
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Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas

a 12-hour nationally broadcast special radio program of music and narrated stories, heard on over 250 stations across the United States. The program is hosted by the group's founder Chip Davis and is produced and distributed each year by WestStar TalkRadio Network
Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas is composed of the stories and legends surrounding the holiday, all keyed to today's most popular new and traditional Christmas music
by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023
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Entitled American

A person who lives in North America but lives in "Merica," and lives in "the best country in the world," without ever traveling outside of "Merica."
"Jeff loves tacos. He's 30 minutes from the border! He's never been to Mexico even though he eats taco's every day of his life. He's such a fucking Entitled American."

"Bob keeps acting like he's been everywhere. He's been to every state 15 times or more. He must be fucking scared of culture shock."
by Kelovexoz May 12, 2020
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