john brown

Star of the white rapper show. was the runner up of the whole show. created great tv when he was involved in fights with persia, $hamrock, and sully. claims to be king of the burbs. ghetto revival.

John Brown is a mad MC.

by Nathan mofuckin Eck December 15, 2008

Scatman John

A man who very poorly named himself. Probably unaware of the definition of scat, and most likely regrets be named under that title

"Have you heard of Scatman John?"
"No im not into that stuff its disgusting!"

by 13abie May 7, 2011

John Kerry's

flip flops (as in the shoes)

Before going to the beach, she put on her John Kerry's.

by Mimo H. October 1, 2005

John Elway

Wishes he was Steve Young

John Elway wishes he was steve young

by J Elway May 9, 2005

John Kerry

An Ultra-Liberal who was one of for senators who voted against the ban on killing babies who are half born! As stupid as they come!!!!!!

We shall now vote on the bill to end partial birth abortion, answer yea if you want it to pass, and nay if you don't!
John Kerry: Nay
John Edwards: Nay
Barbara Boxer: Nay
Dianne Feinstein:
Everyone else who isn't an idiot and a wannabe baby killer: YEA!!

by John-John August 18, 2006

john kerry

someone that should be on the Surreal Life

John Kerry is going to be on the Surreal Life next season.

by popisdead February 17, 2005

john hancock

when you pull out during anal sex and sign your name on their back with your poopy dick.

Don: You feel so good inside my ass....lets do this tomorrow...actually, lets get tatoos together.
Steve: I love you too, so for now I will just give you the john hancock.
Don: What is that?
Steve: Its when I sign your back.
Don: With what?
Steve: My dick.
Don: thats kinky. uh ah uh ah.....dont hurt me.

by pbrgirl September 28, 2005