Mcdonald's Special

The act of getting a Double Cheeseburger but taking away the ketchup and the top bun. When this is done you split the burger in half, put your penis inside of it, take a bite out of it, and then you get the mayo and ketchup.

Person 1: Oww my wing wang hurts so bad!
Person 2: Oh why?
Person 1: My dog gave me a Mcdonald's Special!
Person 2: Uh shucks!

by asdfasdfasdfasdhgdsjyikr March 10, 2023

South London Special

about 3-5 inches (7.62-12.7 cm) inserted between the 3rd and 5th rib

Tommy got the South London Special last night. I told him not to short the drywall guy.

by JonMadden March 10, 2023

The Football Special

A euphemism for gay sex. Specifically, in which one party, usually named Sam, is the bottom.

Sam started suffering from anal bleeding after partaking in the Football Special.

by thelonepooper March 15, 2023

Aaron Richey Special

Two Big Macs and a blumpkin

I gave my grandpa the Aaron Richey Special in exchange for his corvette when he dies.

by Large Casey’s Rootbeer April 9, 2023

funnel cake special

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.

Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.

by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023

Charlotte w special

on that big dick daddy welshs penis made that boy cum on face, gagging on dat dick

In 3rd period once a upon a time there was a class called ms.brumcock's class and i gave bwelsh the charlotte w special and made that biy eat dis hot ghetto white girl pussy tag team w molly whitw

by Bigqueefer69calfmommy420chunk May 1, 2023

Calf Mommy Queefer Special

When i queef into trey III mouths and he nuts into my face while i scream harder big pap chulo. Then i have lesbian sex with all the girls and make them cum hard and then i masturbate to all the guys and hit on them even tho im fat asf.

I do the Calf Mommy Queefer Special every once in a while when i feel horny for them. Wink*

by Bigqueefer69calfmommy420chunk May 1, 2023