A female patient is in the dentist's office, and your dental hygienist is a very hefty older man and he begins to clean out your mouth with whale sperm, resulting in a half whale half human baby with a severely enlarged left testicle and unsually wide anal gap, in which a baseball bat was suitable for pleasure.
I was looking forward to getting rid of my bad breath germs, but i ended up recieving an oral doctor special.
by Derrick Is Da Man June 15, 2009

A special concoction of two types of soda - Mountain Dew & Dr. Pepper - The mixture is typically 60% Dr. Pepper and 40% Mountain Dew. The drink was created in a small town in Minnesota by a high schooler with the nickname "Luker" and he would later coin the name of the drink "Special Drink". It has a distinct pungent smell and a very sugary flavor.
by LukerFan March 20, 2024

A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
by TortaPounder April 20, 2025

The Spinfree Special is an extra spread of Salvadoran cream on your choice of treat. You can either add the Spin free special to your Funnel cakes, Ice cream or our best seller! the Free spin Banana split.
by Spinfreedjs April 11, 2021

selfish sex
5 minutes of fucking with no foreplay
no eating out
no satisfaction for the girl
straight to sleep after they have nutted
5 minutes of fucking with no foreplay
no eating out
no satisfaction for the girl
straight to sleep after they have nutted
Joe: I hit that slumbust with the chesty special
Noah: So you gave her 5 minutes of mid wood, nutted then went to sleep?
Noah: So you gave her 5 minutes of mid wood, nutted then went to sleep?
by slumbuster February 13, 2024

A phrase used by the community in the video game League of Legends, when the balance team nerf a champion because said champion uses an overpowered item, then nerfs the item without buffing the champion as compensation, leaving the champion to die and become forgotten for about 2 years.
by MegaRandomCake June 12, 2018

by Squawww October 4, 2017
