Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.

That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.

by crispernaki June 4, 2020

Carolina Muck Punch

The sexual act of dipping your fist in cooking oil, followed by carolina reaper pepper flakes, and then finally shoving your whole fist in anothers anus.

The inmates only viable punishment was to be given a Carolina Muck Punch for his repeated misdemeanors while incarcerated.

by Borgus shmord May 10, 2025

Punched

When you smoke a fuck ton of weed and you’re beyond high.

BRO I JUST RIPPED THE FASTEST BOWL AND I FUCKING PUNCHED RN

by Jaetel the G February 18, 2019

Punching My Pizza

"Jacking off with pepperoni grease by only to blueballs. You don't finish."

I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza

by Steve Beats October 9, 2019

Powder Punch

(verb) To blow cigarette or marijuana smoke into the anus or vagina of another and to then penetrate them.

I saw Jose sucking pipes with Consuela behind the taco van when he waved at me, bent her over and powder punched the bitch!

by Thezzar Mazzar February 2, 2010

pocket punch

Vicious sex with ones belly button accompanied with violent anal fisting simultaneously.

"Hey Squirrel, you pocket punching tonight?"
"you know it."

by birdtrousers September 17, 2014

fun punch

A fun punch directly into the female nether regions.

I gave sally a fun punch she will never forget. She had the best time.

by Funrainbowkittenjoy September 14, 2017