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Emma potato

Everyone loves her! Shes an OG potato for life. Even though shes better than everyone at gymnastics, she will teach you her awesome tricks and her sparksly blue eyes sparkle in the sun. She is very short, but has big big dreams . She is amazing, beautiful and sweet. She knows when you are sad, or mad. Never ever loose an emma potato. And she will make funny jokes.
Girl 1: "i want emma potato to be my bff. ScReW yOu SaLlY!!! "
Sally :"im so freakin jealous right now."
by Bfflisemma April 11, 2019
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potato painter

When your paint game is so sub par your better off peeling potatoes then fucking over customers!
That fucking potato painter really fucked my shit up and ran off with my money!
by Potato Game December 21, 2020
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Potato

Potato is my religion
by \` June 1, 2020
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Potato

Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻
Potato-

“ hey girl..”

“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”

“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”

“ a potato “
by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019
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Doo doo potato

When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s
by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021
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Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.
My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.
by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021
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Slow Potato

Slow insertion of double thumbs into one's partner while speaking sexy phrases in Spanish.
Babygirl, feel my slow potato, "Tienes una sonrisa hermosa."
by Whips-n-Chains April 18, 2024
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