Small PENIS

What I have

I HAVE A small PENIS

by COUNTCOOLDUDE666 July 1, 2019

Penis artist

Every guy in America.

"Hey, George."
"Hey, Kyle!"
"Whatchaa dooing?"
"Drawing penises, and stuff."
"..."
"..."
"Can I help?"
I forgot to include penis artist.

by ShleppordsforLife October 23, 2011

Typing Penis

A male or female that likes to be a douche bag online.

Clee Torice: "Someone just called me fat on Formspring!"
Mike Hunt: "Don't worry about it. It's just another typing penis"

by imaginemyass November 13, 2010

shrivelled penis

What every man fears.

You have a shrivelled penis! Ooh, that so cute!

by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

danielitis penis

a penis that is already big limp and stays the same size erected, does not grow

My danielitis penis makes my friends jealous because it looks big when it isn't erect.

by John Anthony Moore March 9, 2008

penis embargo

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.

Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.

by Penis Valuer February 22, 2009

Penis Burp

An expulsion of wind from the dick hole during coitus; a penis fart.

The man while having hard coitus will experience a penis burp.

by SarahFaith November 20, 2011