One way dirt road 

The rectum, or asshole, which is meant to have things go down it just one direction....out, not in.

Nothing better ever go up my asshole, thats a one way dirt road...

One way dirt road by shomesomethin July 30, 2010

One Eyed Jack 

While skull fucking someone in their eye socket, the person pulls out and jerks off on to the socket they were previously penetrating.

James: How'd it go with Julia the other night?

Josh: Not good. She didn't put out so I found some guy down by the train tracks and gave em the ol' One Eyed Jack.

James: Nice dude.

One Eyed Jack by Paikun November 6, 2017

one two, one two

When u land a trick on your skateboard u yell this excitedly.

yea nigga one two,one two yo!

one two, one two by Arachnaphobia February 17, 2003

one shot paddy 

when you get your girl to make a that stupid facebook duckface and you jizz in her face!

man my gf was giving me a bj last night and i held up a camera and gave her a one shot paddy

one shot paddy by Bjammin89 March 29, 2011

One Time For The One Time 

That one time deed they did for you it’s only right u pay back that one time!

One Time For The One Time I won us the game and this time u gave me the 100

One Time For The One Time by Clemky August 2, 2019

one-deck

stoned county boy excellent DJ brilliant in bed

extrav

one-deck by Tiesto May 22, 2003

one mistertuttle 

probably ryan donoghue in disguise. the "small stature" remark would fit. choad.

bah.

one mistertuttle by pooter-face snatch-queen July 30, 2003