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monstrous piss

When you need to take a long, satisfying pee you've been holding onto for a long time.

Please note, a monstrous piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'insurance piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I gotta take a monstrous piss"
Other guy: "Good call, I could use an insurance piss anyway."
by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023
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Monster Hunter Now

A mobile game that was released to encourage fat fucks to get off their asses and go outside.
Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.
by The_Violator702 September 27, 2023
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monster chugger

noun;

a person who's daily water intake comes from the first ingredient on the back of a can of monster. usually roid-raging douchebags who bench 225 once and think they're hot shit. you can find them in one of 2 places; either in a 7/11 harassing some poor minimum wage worker, or passed out in the back alley after challenging someone who knowns how to fight TO a fight. typical attire includes tanktops, baggy pants, shitty mohawks or buzzcuts, and of course it will have the monster logo on it.

bands include: five finger death punch, godsmack, pantera, kid rock, etc.
Mike: "Jeremy! JEREMY!!! Turn your stupid ass fucking music down, you synthol-loving monster chugger!"
Jeremy: "YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO, BRO? HUH? BITCH!!"
by elgoberman October 1, 2023
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monster 0

literally King Ghidorah lol or triple headed yellow electricity dragon thing
p1: is that monster 0

p2: no it's King Ghidorah

p3: you mean triple headed yellow electricity dragon thing
by THESUPERLONGWORDPERSONCOOL October 28, 2023
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Monster Slut

A person that has a crippling addiction to Monster Energy Drinks, these people are usually femboys, Car enthusiasts, and single dads that work in construction.
Person: did you hear how much Jack spent on monster drinks? i heard he spent like 100$ on monster in just a week!
Person 2: i fucking knew it, i could tell Jack was a monster slut from the day we met.
by Landa the monster addict November 17, 2023
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Monstronomy

A title of a Indie horror game on Steam.
Have you downloaded Monstronomy yet?
by Borca November 17, 2023
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monstruize

transitive verb:

1.) refers to the process of monster-making or the result of monster-making; the act of changing something into a monster.

2.) to portray a person with monster-like qualities, often as a way to degrade them or strip them of human qualities.

3.) an aspect of dehumanization.

From Latin “monstrum,” meaning monstrosity, oddity, or eyesore and Latin “-ize,” meaning to become or to subject to a specific action. Variations include monstruized, monstruizing, or monstruizes.
Dehumanizing conspiracies revolving around reptile-people are often used to monstruize the marginalized. By portraying the marginalized as reptilian, the hegemonic class strips them of human-ness by making them into monsters.
by YourMomIsAPsyop September 12, 2024
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