Beat my Meat 

Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.

"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"

"Ahh not again!"

Beat my Meat by goncamble October 31, 2019

taco meat 

a tuft of chest hair protruding from the v-shaped opening at the collar of a shirt

He's known for showing some taco meat

taco meat by etymological emir October 31, 2009

drunk meat 

The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.

Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.

drunk meat by Not-gonna-tellya May 23, 2005

drunk meat 

Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.

The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.

drunk meat by Not-gonna-tellya May 24, 2005

Road Meat 

A derogatory term for a groupie, describing them as nothing more than easy sex for traveling musicians, actors, athletes, etc.

She acts like they have this special relationship but she doesn't seem to understand that she's nothing more than road meat to him.

Road Meat by leo3375 March 2, 2009

Cheesy meat curtains 

When a female vagina lips or male uncircumsized penis skin is covered in smelly cheese(smegma) when one goes for days with out showering.

That bitch has some seriously cheesy meat curtains and it made my dick itch.

Cheesy meat curtains by Taco Gangsta October 27, 2010

zipper meat 

The chunks of meat in a man's pants fly after he make the horrible mistake of zipping his penis.

Rabbi Jewski broke a Guinness world record last week when he performed his own circumcision. The zipper meat was peeled off of his pants zipper and placed in a plaque next to his Guinness plaque for the whole congregation to admire.

zipper meat by Unfortunate Ted October 11, 2011