DUI car

The car you drive while you're drunk so you don't trash up your regular ride.

"Man, you've got some nice cars, but what's that piece of shit car over there?"
"Oh, that's my DUI car. I only drive it when I'm drunk."

by mostlydef August 29, 2017

Reverse Car-Wash with Oil Change

The act of sharting while performing a reverse carwash.

"OMG i gave bree a Reverse Car-Wash with Oil Change last night and she loved it"

by brian duclos April 27, 2010

Get In The Car

A game in which Jordan is made to (against his will) get into someones car.

Donovan likes to play get in the car.

by babygrowboy January 20, 2020

Car Snack

Food purchased specifically to eat in the car on the way home from the grocery store.

Vicki thinks cookies make a good car snack since you can eat them with one hand while driving and one sleeve lasts exactly the time it takes to drive from the A&P to home.

by Ottomom November 19, 2011

Missouri car wash

Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind

Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash

by MissouriMann May 23, 2017

Blows snow all over the car

Really bad

Mario: The pepperoni bag was cut below the zipper!
Luigi: That blows snow all over the car!

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 February 26, 2021

get your ass in the car

Slang for saying don’t do that, or it’s a bad idea

Friend- I wanna get wit my ex

Me- girl, get your ass in the car

by Bigbooty63 March 26, 2022