twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.

im gonna twidle my asshole hairs

by ladybird234 February 27, 2024

HAND ON HAIR

hand on hair means you like men

e.g josh put his hand on hair for a snapchat selfie

by hoemama852 June 9, 2022

short girls with no hair

Have a big shinny forehead and are short that wear white jeans.

Short girls with no hair have a big attitude

by vanessa's daddy February 16, 2018

Curly hair

These mfs deserve the craziest head ever

Person 1:yo that dude has curly hair
Person 2: yeah someone should give him crazy head

by bootylickertoetickler June 2, 2022

pink hair tie

to show you’re available for no strings attached (for fruity people)
worn on the wrist to show other gays that you’re down to have some fun, but nothing serious
for those still cautious, approaching someone wearing one you should say “can i borrow your pink hair tie” to which the response would be “only if i can borrow your hoodie”

girl/guy 1: oh hey, can i borrow your pink hair tie?
girl/guy 2: yeah sure you can, if i can borrow your hoodie

by crazyshy June 16, 2023

colon hair

The hair that surrounds the ring of your colon.

When Jonathan"s ass itched he said "My colon hair is tickling my butthole."

by Christywood90 July 24, 2024

Arnold palm hair

The act of male masturbation while simultaneously dipping the scrotum into a person's mouth with a lemon inserted into your anal cavity.

Did you hear Ted got fired from costco for performing an arnold palm hair on the disabled door greeter.

by anonymous January 8, 2025