Long Haired Square

A person who follows rules and most likely has long pubes. Not to be confused with a Pukey Pube Pusher

All that virgin does is follows the rules, she's definitely a Long Haired Square.

by dan_gleewang January 04, 2021

hair angry

The highest degree of anger. When you are so mad, you want to chop all of your hair off.

I wouldn't talk to her right now. She's hair angry.

by hdfvgsuzh February 09, 2019

hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep

you are such a hair wanker

by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017

My Hair

The longest thing from my head

Wow, Mary Poppins, that word is my hair?!?!?‽

by qeedisawatermelon March 25, 2025

Hacking hair

A hair from a vagina stuck in your throat after oral sex.

I hacked for several minutes to get that hacking hair out of the back of my throat.

by Kevinburger July 23, 2021

tuckle hair

Toe knuckle hair

Bro that’s some nasty tuckle hair

by Butterthot December 01, 2019

Hair box

Hair box (n)- Female genitalia, specifically the labia majora. Analogous to “fur burger” or “beaver”. A term generally applied to the private regions of the female anatomy but often with regards to a particularly strong presence of pubic hair.

Nothing turns me of like burrying my face in a woman’s hair box.

by Craig’s Fist November 21, 2017