When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.
"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016
Get the Crushed the Eggsmug. by egg22 October 24, 2022
Get the EGGmug. by melonismynamebytheway April 24, 2020
Get the Eggmug. An egg is a thing that can be used for many things like a sex toy or a murder weapon there are infinite possibilties for these eggs
by TOASTERINATUB June 23, 2022
Get the Eggmug. 
When you fit more than 50 raw natural eggs in a woman’s, she will get busted ! Anything more than that will cause a boom.
by Noragami October 8, 2021
Get the Egg Bustedmug. by Bigbody69 May 13, 2019
Get the egg slapmug.