Grandma's Eggs

The exquisite smell of shit pipes. Hearty and full of chunky turds the smell seeps from the corroded pipe walls reminding you of the horrible stench of your late babushka's breakfast eggs.

I haven't been to any breakfast joints since we got a whiff of Grandma's Eggs. Just the sight of an egg makes my nose hairs curl...

by Jon John Joan April 10, 2020

Egg

An egg is a thing that can be used for many things like a sex toy or a murder weapon there are infinite possibilties for these eggs

Joseph shoved an egg up his ass

by TOASTERINATUB June 23, 2022

Egg

An egg is from a chicken

Chazza likes egg

by Tiger03 October 19, 2021

Would u rather eat a raw egg?

The almighty question of asking for the action of the devouring of a raw egg.

Wanna go down 8 vic later??
nah what would you do if i said would u rather eat a raw egg?

by Leo mclenan November 19, 2022

Johnathan's egg

A term used to ask a player in a different squad or team to leave their team in secret and to join yours . This is commonly used to get a player in fortnite to join your team

Matthew*in a squad

Harry *has a free space in his squad

Harry"mathew Johnathan's egg"
Matthew*leaves his team to join the better one I.e. Harrys team

by Boohs June 12, 2018

Egg facemask

The act of joyously injecting an egg (any type) into ones anus with a turkey baster and then squatting over a partners face and expelling the egg.

I totally gave Susie a egg facemask and then we cooked the egg for breakfast.

by Mylittlehatchling February 19, 2022

Egg waster

A man who wastes a woman’s childbearing years by engaging her in a long term relationship with a promise to marry her but never actually does.

Who knew after all those years together Simon would turn out to be sarah’s Egg waster

by Faseeha February 13, 2024