Going the way of the dodo bird

A phrase used by doofus’s to attempt to sound intelligent when in all reality it only makes the speaker sound like a dodo bird.

Hey Wally, don’t look into anything that might make us money, that shit’s going the way of the dodo bird around here.

by Gov’t Cheese January 14, 2023

Opiuш Bird

A Bird from 2027... A friendly creature, that is taller than the human

Person 1: Do you seen Erosion Bird?
Person 2: No! Did you mean Opium Bird or Opiuш bird?

by KostyaTheSon November 02, 2023

Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.

Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.

by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018

early bird hustle

One who sneaks out of work and leaves early.

Hey have you seen Fernando? Naw man I think he did an early bird hustle today.

by DBoy June 27, 2014

Ice the bird

Giving someone a cumshot on the back after doggy

When we fuck I Always Ice the bird.

by Yag thorax February 10, 2024

bird bender

When you are up on a 48 hour bender or more.

Hey bro, I've been up for 3 days, been on a bird bender.

I was up with the birds again this morning, been on a bird bender.

by June 10, 2021

bird bender

When you and another person stay up all night or several nights blinding birds(pheasants), with the help of a substance.

I haven't even been to bed yet, been on a bird bender, putting on those blinders.

by AG2Pheasantz June 11, 2021