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suboxone turd

Suboxone turd. A massive turd from taking Suboxone. A turd so big it feels breached in the shit canal and deserves a name when it finally makes it’s way out.
Finally delivered a Suboxone turd, time of birth 1:23 am, 23 inches long, 3 pounds named Jessica.
by Addict18 November 23, 2023
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Obligated turd

Why have you put a hotel on Mayfair you obligated turd
by BigFatty6432 December 6, 2023
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power turd

A turd that exits with such force it sticks to the back of the toilet bowl
Natalie: Why is there a piece of shit stuck to the back of the toilet ?

Bill: Not sure but maybe those White Castles last night are to blame.

Natalie: It won't even go away after repeated flushes !

Bill: It was a real power turd.
by cutthecards December 6, 2023
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soggy turd in the mud

*(similar to “stick in the mud” but even worse)*
someone who is a agony inducing pain in everyones ass and doesn’t question their own actions which made people hate them and also dosen’t bother to change it
miss stanley will write you a referral if you didn’t loop around the hallway which looping around the hallway is time consuming and can potentially make people late for their classes so which made act like a soggy turd in the mud to every student who was trying to get to class on time
by METALMULISHASOLDIER_2010 February 19, 2024
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Disk Turd

"Disk turd" refers to a piece of data or information that is particularly useless, unnecessary, or irrelevant, often found cluttering up digital storage spaces.
Every time I clean out my hard drive, I come across dozens of old files that are nothing but disk turds – random screenshots and memes I don't even remember saving.
by The_Cardboard_Cutout February 27, 2024
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Japanese turd

A turd of any diameter that is a minimum of 6" in length.
Barry is taking his tape measure to the bathroom. He thinks he is gonna drop a Japanese turd.
by Creekdaddy70 February 29, 2024
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Monkey Turd

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
by Pattravers March 1, 2024
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