Lion king

Holding your child up infront of you when being physically threatened in order to prevent being assaulted

The misses found out i cheated on her , i had to lion king that bitch with our kid so she didnt hit me with the frying pan

by Thatguyjesus January 17, 2017

Seban King

Someone who needs mental and physical help.

Karl is sometimes such a Seban King

by Luxe1 May 27, 2019

strikeout king

noun: someone who strikes out in slowpitch softball and hence forth is known for that, and nothing else

Wow, he is officially the strikeout king.

by lickasack October 8, 2011

chase king

Has a bomb ass dick in bed. Can make you addictive to sex

I met this guy last night and he pulled a chase king.

by Sweatpea93 January 25, 2019

king shower

When a man and woman take a shower together and he mounts like a king would mount his queen.

I heard Debbie let Mike take a king shower with her and she is totally spent.

by ShoreSempai December 30, 2016

Ali King

A beautiful girl who can make anyone smile. She is such a loyal friend and anyone who comes across one should cherish her, for she will be the one that will stick by and help you through your trauma. Not only is she a devoted friend when it comes to devastation, but she will also be there for you through your greatest moments, and never fails to make you a shining star.

Random Person 1: Hey, who is that girl? She is so pretty, nice, and smart!
Me: That's Ali King!!!

by Avesssssssssssssssssssssss June 17, 2018

the king of town

the ruler of Freetown, USA, who can eat raw eggs and a roll of toilet paper and still be hungry.

The king of town is really, freally, funny. He dressed up as the hamburgrlar.

by agasdgawgjlHSD October 29, 2003