De Freshmaker

Insert a single Mentos breath mint into and under the foreskin, making sure to enclose the mint as much as possible. Next, take a sip of Coca-Cola, without swallowing and then carefully hold the penis. Place your lips over the foreskin and slowly release a stream of Coca-Cola into the foreskin. One should hold the foreskin in place, so the chemical reaction pleasures the head of the penis, but also mildly erupts through the foreskin opening. Continue the process until the mint is dissolved or you wish to freshen your breath.

We were on the couch and he had the most beautiful foreskin and I was drinking a full can of Coke, so I decided to give him the De Freshmaker with a Mentos I found in my purse.

by The Dirty Baker August 3, 2022

De Pride Isle Abuse Simulator

The better version of Divine Sister

Have you heard of De Pride Isle Abuse Simulator? Their HR marwa is rlly hot

by marrrwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa May 16, 2021

Cul De Sac

When you are giving a blowjob and use your tongue to reach down and lick the balls while still sucking

Someone committed to the art of dick sucking can also do a cul de sac

by Remliel July 21, 2023

iwan de maaijer

I still see corola in my room
Cant take back the acne you gave me, its to the point where i love to play w.o.w but i
can not play it cause you canceled my subscribtion.
easier said that done, i thought i was the one untill corola took all of my malta
i cant live without it, i need it, i wont let it effect me

I still see corola in my room
Cant take back the acne you gave me, its to the point where i love to play w.o.w but i
can not play it cause you canceled my subscribtion.
easier said that done, i thought i was the one untill corola took all of my malta
i cant live without it, i need it, i wont let it effect me

you gave me pills to help me with my acne, but it really isnt helping
i take perscriptions to help me with my acne, i know that it wont help
i say to my friends that if my acne goes away that i will look hot
i have these lucid dreams where i dont have acne, and i look really sexy
and where people really love me for who i am even though i play world of warcraft
ill never put cream again, my acne will never end, ill watch it grow on my chin
i should've listened to my mom, that i wont have friends, now i dont have any friends
i was made out malta and chips, i was gobbling chips and ritz, who knew world of warcraft
gamers are fake, my mom gave me advice to get rid of my dick, cause she said that that all
these chips got me looking real thick.

is that iwan de maaijer with the achne????
yeah... lets go away from here

by favirre June 4, 2021

Henry Villalva De Vera

The most handsome man
Soft
Deserves the whole world
Is cute

Henry Villalva De Vera is the most handsome man.

by Lhae November 24, 2021

De-wine-drated

De-wine-drated, something you can use when you need wine or have a lack of wine.

"I'm so de-wine-drated"

by Luo binghe February 17, 2024

Christian De Suchi

Someone who resamble a much more famous person but has a different skin tone. The first known example is presumed lookalike of the italian actor Cristian De Sica, an unknown painter called Christian De Suchi.

-Bro, who's that dude. He seems like Obama but he's white.
-It's a Christian De Suchi

by Gioleppo March 18, 2020