shit bird

Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.

That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.

by matt April 8, 2005

flying shit

When you really really really don't care.

Ho: I'm breaking up with you.
Indifferent Pimp: I don't give a flying shit.

by Tomato Soup May 12, 2009

random shit

To have random fun or discutions. Usually said or done by Jay.

Yo wanna do sum random shit?

- stfu Jay

by Sharpiexmy-eyes June 2, 2008

Angry Shit

Going to the toilet for a shit (poo/crap) whilst playing the popular iPhone game "Angry Birds".

Often this leads to a more pleasurable time in the porcelain palace, as taking ones time always leads to better results.

Side effects: the sweaty imprint of the throne on your ass.

I'm off for an angry shit, gotta 3 star this bitch so i may be some time.

by th3hamburgler October 15, 2010

Shit atoll

A turd which is of sufficient size and mass that it naturally sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl, but with a portion which sits proud above the water line and in doing so mimics a small atoll or island.

A true shit atoll is not supported by the sides of the toilet in any way but is completely 'free standing'.

After not having a crap for two weeks I produced a prize winning shit atoll last night.

by Ryd June 25, 2006

Running Shit

Thinking you're too cool; and you often have sex Cami Style.

Crushing an apple on your own head to intimidate an upper classman.

Ex: "Oh my god do you see Joey? He is totally running shit!"

by JoeyWarren123 January 2, 2012

talking shit

Talking shit is saying something that isn't true, or that is wrong and it's usually done behind someones back.

"Person 1": That g is fuckin ugly.
"Person 2": No she ain't, stop talking shit just 'cuz you couldn't get her.

Example 2
"Girl": How you gonna act all fine with me and then talk shit about me as soon as I leave?
"Guy": How was I talking shit about you?

by RILIL2 March 26, 2008