Queen fart suited

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.

I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.

by Djense April 27, 2010

squirrel queen

One who is prudent,shrewd,world revolved only around them and noone else. If they dont see what they like they will tell you off and take control of you. Typical bitch.

One would have lots of sex with many nuts. One would like jewlerry or cash in return for sex. One who stares at virgins and tries to seduce them. Thats squirrel queen.

man1 look a squirrel queen
squirrel queen- blinks eyes "ohhhh cuttteee"
man1 don't stare at me or my package
squirrel queen- submit to me i want you and your nuts.
man1-no i will not
squirrel queen fine i will force you to now.
man1 my virginity
squirrel queen i stole your virginity :) and i am squirrel queen collectors of nuts.
man1 whore

by redwhale1387 April 19, 2011

Queen of common sense

A friend who tries to explain to you the strange behavior of the male species especially those particular male species that you have been flirting with and have a crush on. They are very sensible which is annoying and calming at the same time because lets face it-over-thinking stuff is tiresome.

Girlfriend-Queen of common sense.

by Esth December 25, 2010

Queens of the scene

Something so pristine and pleasing, it lights up a moment

The 17 year old rap duo from Toronto were the queens of the scene, yo...

by K-ROOT October 12, 2010

Beej Queen

Typically an extremely trashy blond female who's only purpose is to give head. Many can be ordered from third world countries or Johnson County. Multiple males often share one beej queen. Beej queens are inter-changable and can often be traded between their male counterparts.

I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'... You have to get yourself a beej queen dude.

by tsextown August 5, 2010

Gas Queen

Gas Queen or Gas Queens someone who drives the streets where prostitutes can be found not really wanting to buy.

As a sex worker is standing in the streets working. There are men that will drive around the block slowing down to look at the sex workers. Not wanting to buy anything. And confusing the sex workers into thinking that they are going to buy and causing the sex workers to rush over to jump into a car that will not stop. Basicly they are wasting their gas hence the name Gas Queens.

by bleachback May 14, 2011

Queen of the Burger Flippers

Woman that works in fast food as a shift leader or manager. Thinks that because they make a dollar more that regular employes she can treat staff and guests like crap.

Lets go to McDonalds instead of staying here at Carls Jr.
Why?
That bitch Lilsa that thinks that she is queen of the burger flippers is working and she treats customers like crap.

by Ligee June 12, 2011