Red Person

Your protector. They watch over you and take care of your heart. You can’t live without them.

She always keep me safe. She is my red person.

by Happysunshinebish June 21, 2023

Squid Person

A person who looks like a squid and an enjoyer of BHism, they also smell horrible.

Squid person stop the BHism

by Sphinx chad!! June 22, 2023

silliest person ever in the world ever

patches

“patches is the silliest person ever in the world ever”
“real asf”

by seoula June 28, 2023

Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome

When there is a little person in the back of your head that keeps making you worry about things. This is not meant to be some sort of mental condition and is instead a concept. A way of personifying your anxieties into a sort of anxiety demon. This is incredibly useful as it allows you to tell said personified anxieties, to fuck off. The acronym of this is LPITBOYHS which fits perfectly as we want all of our anxiety demons to go into a pit, from which they will never return.

I use Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome. My anxiety demon is named Kevin and I fucking hate him.

by SirWorringtonBartholomewJacobs February 26, 2023

The funniest person alive

Slimecical

Slimecical is the funniest person alive

by Amighostboo February 28, 2023

Adult Attracted Person

AAP for short. Someone with a chronophilia towards adults. This includes teleiophilia (young adults), mesophilia (middle-aged), and gerontophilia (eldery). While Adult Attracted Minors (AAMs) are AAPs, AAPs can be adults too.

I am primarily attracted to 70 year olds, despite being only 20 myself. I am am adult attracted person.

by Shugunou February 28, 2023

Pocket person

A person who constantly messages you and wants your attention.

Stacy keeps texting me every moment of every day. I never get any breathing room when I'm away from her. it's like she lives in the phone in my pocket. She's such a pocket person.

by Bacchus Gladstone March 2, 2023