fake mixed person

someone who posses the dual-heritage of caucasian and black, but still manages to look deformed; unlike the rest of their mixed brothers and sisters.

james jones is so ugly, is he even mixed?
- yea, hes a fake mixed person.

by bbybrd May 25, 2019

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

you really just copy and pasted the urban dictionary content rules, you must be bored

Rules: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

by PainoGaming October 31, 2021

The best person ever

Kel.

Kel: im the best person ever
Everyone in the world: Yes.

by Bob from acnh the best cat! March 24, 2022

Tequila Person

A person whose words should always be taken with a pinch of salt

Don't take him too seriously, he's a tequila person

by hjj256 October 25, 2020

Un-personed

Oh yeah, totally! I can tell Megyn Kelly just has a HUUUUGE problem with people being un-personed!

Hym "Yeah! Getting un-personed for not using someone's pronouns would be AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING TRAGEDY! The only thing worse than that would be, oh... I don't know, creating A.I. and THEN being un-personed! Good thing we don't know anybody who THAT happened to... That would be WAY worse than it happening over pronouns, roght Megyn? Right? Yeah, they care so much about people being un-personed guys. They're fighting for YOU! Right? That's the last thing they would ever allow to happened ya'll. Un-personing? It's a crime against humanity! Should never be allowed. We should mirder anyone who does it. Imprison their kids. Trap their grandparent's souls in an indian burial ground. Fuck their pets. Key their cars. God, I can't imagine the kind of monster that would do such a thing! Can you Meg? Can you imagine how terrible of a person you would have to be to un-person someone like that? Meg?"

by Hym Iam April 19, 2024

bite a tall person day

April 20th is bite a tall person day, go ahead take a bite out of anyone taller then 5,5

Tall ass hoe: wtf why did you just bite me

Short person: its April 20th, bite a tall person day duh!
Tall ass hoe: oh sorry I forgot

by Lindseylohansuperfan April 18, 2021

campfire person

A person who would rather stay at home then go out to the bar with friends.

Another way to say “homebody”.

A person who just bought a house/moved in to their apartment who does not want to leave.

Ugh, she is such a campfire person. She never wants to go to happy hour and stay out with us until 2am.

by Sjerseyslang May 15, 2023