painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the sperm all over her ass, almost like painting a canvas.

I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”

by tcnt20 December 14, 2019

Put em in a peach

A term used when attempting to impeach a president.

President: *does something bad*

The people: “Put em in a peach!”

by Joe lettuce January 12, 2020

Warm as a peach

when the weather outside is fairly warm, but not too hot

Ben: "Hey Sarah, it's warm as a peach outside today!"
Sarah: "Is that a real phrase?"

by PeachWarmer September 10, 2020

Eat a peach

To eat ass all day!

Shayna can really eat a peach!!

by Allthefacts September 13, 2020

The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

a running capability test usually used on children to test their ability to run. this was especially common in elementary schools in the early 2000s to 2015, however, its recently fell out of fashion in some schools, due to children now being special little fucking snowflakes who cant run for their life.

this was also referred to as a torture method for 2nd and 5th graders, as the test is timed for every lap (running from point A, to point B back to point A), and this time limit goes up faster. most crotch goblins cant get past lap 5-7

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."

or

Mike: "holy shit, i just finished the fitness gram pacer test"
Bryan: "damn, i only could make it to lap 5 before i passed out"

by Zer0Rebel4 November 9, 2020

pop that peach

the word pop is referring to the action of throwing that Peach in a circle.
the word peach represents what you yourself would classify your juicy booty as.

Oh Damn Casey, if you ain't twerking; you ain't werking. Girl you betta Pop That Peach.

by Women of America November 30, 2020

Fitness Gram Pacer Test

The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is an aerobic capacity torture technique for young children and adults. When you hear this sound *d i n g* You may begin the torture of bad cardio. Run from one end of the room to the other before you here this sound * b e e p * Are you ready to collapse? Go on the word "die". On your mark, get set, DIE!

"Ugh my friends won't respond, I'll just spam the fitness gram pacer test until they beg me to stop":)

by Ashlyn Maou February 17, 2021