a strip club, but for minors. the only place where doors to the bathrooms don’t exist so the whole school ends up getting hot boxed. where every girl thinks that they’re hot by wearing shorts that show half their ass. where guys think that shoving underclassmen in the lockers is ‘top comedy’. but watch your step. there is the vsco girl’s moldy dunkin’ donuts on the ground. where being suicidal is trendy and having mental disorders makes you “quirky”.
by crackheadmack June 4, 2020
Get the strayer middle schoolmug. A school in the middle of damn no where and everybody is a rat full of three types of people pot heads and chill and Jayden Heffron... cutest kid in America no cap
by Hdjdjshsjekkwnd February 19, 2019
Get the Franklin County Middle Schoolmug. A dirty ghetto white school located in meqoun wisconsin… and all the dudes there are racist and fat!
EEEEEEWWWWW LAKESHORE MIDDLE SCHOOL
by love me00922&/&/ February 6, 2023
Get the lakeshore middle schoolmug. The actual definition of hell where half the kids are bullied, the other half’s daddies are really rich so nobody can touch them or they are the bullies.
What do the teachers do about it? Nothing. But if you’re caught wearing a hoodie? GET YOUR SORRY BUTT TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!
Types of groups or people:
Rich kids: Walk around showing off their designer kicks to the common folk. Untouchable or else daddy will blow a fuse and sue the school.
Nerds: Smart kids but constantly get picked on by bullies.
Gamers: Normally a bunch of kids who are tech-smart and spend their break times indoors playing video games together
Bullies: Insecure jerks who take out their anger on other kids.
Kids with parents who don’t give a damn about them: One of two things happen to them. They either becomes bullies or the bullied.
Weebs: Anime kids who obsess over manga and have all the Naruto hand movements memorized. Sometimes they also go into the gamer kid group as well...why? Because Pikachu.
Tik Tok Girls: Trendy group of girls with basically 0 personality whatsoever. When they’re not gossiping and gushing over hot boys, they’re on their phones, checking their Instagram stories and trying so hard to act cool.
Athletic kids: Annoying, popular, PE coach’s favorite kids and can be teacher’s pets. Also, they have an obsession with soccer or football or whatever.
These are only some of the groups this dreadful fiery pit of hell holds.
What do the teachers do about it? Nothing. But if you’re caught wearing a hoodie? GET YOUR SORRY BUTT TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!
Types of groups or people:
Rich kids: Walk around showing off their designer kicks to the common folk. Untouchable or else daddy will blow a fuse and sue the school.
Nerds: Smart kids but constantly get picked on by bullies.
Gamers: Normally a bunch of kids who are tech-smart and spend their break times indoors playing video games together
Bullies: Insecure jerks who take out their anger on other kids.
Kids with parents who don’t give a damn about them: One of two things happen to them. They either becomes bullies or the bullied.
Weebs: Anime kids who obsess over manga and have all the Naruto hand movements memorized. Sometimes they also go into the gamer kid group as well...why? Because Pikachu.
Tik Tok Girls: Trendy group of girls with basically 0 personality whatsoever. When they’re not gossiping and gushing over hot boys, they’re on their phones, checking their Instagram stories and trying so hard to act cool.
Athletic kids: Annoying, popular, PE coach’s favorite kids and can be teacher’s pets. Also, they have an obsession with soccer or football or whatever.
These are only some of the groups this dreadful fiery pit of hell holds.
by JustARandomPieceOfCrap November 5, 2021
Get the Middle Schoolmug. Unionvilles baby, the school where cancelling is an every month occurance. Kennett middle schools biggest rival Let’s be real Kennett is just the poor version of patton with a really bad education we have a lot of groups at lunch. First popular girl table , popular boy table and end the end of each of the popular people table there are the people who aren’t popular enough to sit in the front but still try we have the nice friend group the gay friend group . Let’s not forget how they are total rich kids well most of them so that’s patton for ya
by queen2382 January 7, 2021
Get the Patton Middle Schoolmug. If you go to Hornsby, you are living the dream. They have a great football team and they have cute boys that go there. Especially Davin Jacobson, if you see him in the halls, give him the biggest ass slap of all time.
by clashroyaleplayer95 October 27, 2021
Get the Hornsby Middle Schoolmug. A shitty hell that turns you from an innocent, fragile 11-12-year old to a hardened, traumatized 14 year old. This place is full of racists and don't give a fuck about Asians, teachers don't do shit about bullying, 7th grade being the worst year in this school, and stupid relationships that last about 2 weeks at best. Physical strength and looks are crucial to have a better experience. Being Asian (like me) makes middle school harder, because 97% of people in public middle schools say "ching chong", "rice harvester", or "bat eater" at least once in the span of a day. Your parents lose their shit over you getting a 79% on your History exam, and claim that teens haven't changed since their generation, but they have. Popular kids can speak anytime they want, but normal kids can't speak without some degenerate saying "Who asked?". If you do anything normal, you will be known as an NPC, but if you do something different, they'll say: "You're not the protagonist". Like, make up your fucking mind. Overall, this place is hell, but a friend or two is enough to keep you from being mentally unstable. If you have no friends, you're pretty much hopeless.
Lunch Lady: Okay, whaddya want?
Me: A beef taco.
Some kid: Nobody orders that.
Me: I like it.
Some kid: YOU'RE NOT THE PROTAGONIST!
Me: Goddamn, chill. I'll get the burger.
Some kid: Everybody orders that. You're an NPC.
Me: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
(average lunch line in middle school)
Me: A beef taco.
Some kid: Nobody orders that.
Me: I like it.
Some kid: YOU'RE NOT THE PROTAGONIST!
Me: Goddamn, chill. I'll get the burger.
Some kid: Everybody orders that. You're an NPC.
Me: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
(average lunch line in middle school)
by PrankDevil June 21, 2023
Get the middle schoolmug.