May 22nd

Everyone who is absolutely stunning is born on May 22nd and they deserve the world , if you meet someone born on this day they are a keeper💖

"I love my girlfriend 💕 and a bonus is she was born on May 22nd!!"

by Rattie<3 January 3, 2023

mai

annoying ass bitch

ew did you see mai today ooo 😂

by bruh2345 November 2, 2019

may 11th

National shave your mustache day. Every man with a stache must shave on this day.

Brad: “Hey do you like my stache?”
Friend: “It’s cool, but it’s may 11th, you’ve got to shave it!”
Brad: “Oh dang it you’re right:(“

by fugaonf May 10, 2022

may 5th

they day you have to let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

Mays

you’re weird. 😭.

mays, those jokes weren’t funny.

by Gaetaest June 26, 2022

May 5th

National send titty and ass pics to your bf day

An amazing time of the year where you get to show your special someone what you've got under all them clothes

"Hey babe, it's May 5th, national send titty and ass pics to you bf day, would you?"

" oh yes of course babe, here you go."

by A YETTY Xx May 4, 2022

26th May

Stop asking your future wife for nudes day.

horny big boy: nudes please 🥹🙏🏼
gf: not today nah it’s 26th May

by alarkaris May 26, 2024